Moshe, at 50 years of age, decides to take up jogging. So remembering an advert he saw in the Jewish Chronicle, he goes to KOSHER RUNNERS' NEEDS to buy a pair of running shoes. When he enters the shop, he's astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available. The assistant shows him one particular pair of shoes and says, "These might be the ideal shoes for someone of your age, sir. They're called Nike Energy Savers."
As Moshe is trying them on, he notices the left shoe contains an unusual pocket next to the heel, so he asks the assistant, "Whats this little pocket thing for?"
"You can carry spare change in there, sir," replies the assistant, "so you can call your wife to pick you up when youve jogged enough."
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