Lionel has been seeing Dr Myers, his psychiatrist, for some weeks now for his schizophrenia and eventually receives an invoice for the first month's treatment. But when he reads it, he is shocked - it's for $1,000. He immediately phones Dr Myers.
"Doctor," Lionel says, "I've just got your bill for $1,000. I thought you told me your charge is $500 per month."
"But my dear Lionel," replies Dr Myers, "it is $500 per month... .. but for each, don't forget."
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