- The booking is definite.
- We can fix it in the mix.
- My agent will handle it.
- Sure, it sounds fine at the back of the hall.
- The roadie took care of it.
- The club will provide the PA and lights.
- The place was packed.
- Don't worry, you'll be the headliner.
- It's on the truck.
- My last band had a record deal, but we broke up before recording the album.
- Someone will be there early to let you in.
- I'm with the band.
- The band drinks free.
- You'll get your cut tonight.
- We'll supply someone for the door.
- There'll be lots of roadies when you get there.
- You'll have plenty of time for a soundcheck.
- We'll definitely come to the gig.
- You can depend on me.
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Friday, July 1, 2011
Great Lies of the Music Business
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