Kitty has decided to have her house re-decorated. When the decorator arrives to give her a quote, he asks her to describe how she wants her house done.
Kitty says, "I'm going to leave the choice of colours, material and design entirely to you. I only ask that whatever you choose, it must be extraordinary."
"What do you mean by that?" asks the decorator.
"I want it done in such a way that when my best friend, Mrs Josephs, comes in to see the work you've carried out, she should instantly have a heart attack with jealousy and drop down dead."
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