Leah is 8 months pregnant and gets on a bus to go to Brent Cross shopping centre. Morris is already on the bus and watches her sit down opposite him. Leah looks up and notices that Morris is smiling at her, so she immediately moves to another seat. This time Morris's smile turns into a grin and she moves seats again. Morris is now more amused than ever and after Leah moves for the fourth time, he bursts out laughing and can't stop.
So Leah goes over to the driver and complains. One thing leads to another and soon Morris is escorted off the bus by an inspector.
As the bus moves off, the inspector asks Morris, "OK sir, what have you got to say for yourself?"
Morris replies, "Well it was like this. When the woman got on the bus, I couldnt help notice that she was heavily pregnant. So when she sat under an ice cream advert that said: -
THE PEACH TWINS ARE COMING
I couldn't help smiling. Then she moved and sat under an advert that said: -
MINKY'S EMBROCATION WILL REDUCE THE SWELLING
and I had to grin. Then she moved again and sat under a deodorant advert that said: -
HARRY'S BIG STICK DID THE TRICK
I could hardly contain myself. But when she moved for the fourth time and sat under an advert that said: -
GOODYEAR RUBBER COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT
I just lost it."
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