Fact 1: The Japanese eat very little fat - and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Fact 2: The Japanese drink very little red wine - and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Fact 3: The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine – yet suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Fact 4: The Germans drink lots of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats – yet suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Fact 5: The French eat a lot of fat – yet suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: You can eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that apparently kills you.
Isn't it a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies?
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