Peter, John and Shlomo were in the clubhouse talking about the amount of control they each have over their wives. Peter and John are doing all the talking whilst Shlomo remains silent.
After a while, Peter turns to Shlomo and says, "Well what about you, Shlomo, are Jewish men any different? What sort of control do you have over your wife?"
"Well, just the other night, my wife Hette came to me on her hands and knees."
Peter and John were amazed! "What happened then?"
"Well," replied Shlomo, "Hette then said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
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