Eva Langoria, Britney Spears and a Carmen Electra were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. Carmen went first. 'I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!' 'Okay,' replied the genie. And off she went. Then Eva Langoria went. 'I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!' And off she went. Britney started crying and said, 'I wish my friends were back here!'
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