It's Friday and Moshe is in Shanghai on business. He asks the hotel's concierge whether there's a shul nearby. There is, so he gets instructions on how to get there and arrives just before the start of evening service. Moshe is amazed. It's the largest shul he's ever seen and not only that, it's packed with Chinese worshippers. He is lucky and finds the last available seat.
All through the service, Moshe notices the rabbi looking over to where he's sitting and just before the service ends, the rabbi makes his way over to where Moshe is sitting.
"Where are you from?" the rabbi asks.
"I am from Golders Green in London," replies Moshe.
"Are you Jewish?" asks the rabbi.
Moshe replies, "But of course I am."
Then the rabbi says, "funny, you no rook Jewish."
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