* She married him because he was such a "strong man"
She divorced him because he was such a "dominating male."
* He married her because she was so "fragile and petite."
He divorced her because she was so "weak and helpless."
* She married him because "he knows how to provide a good living."
She divorced him because "all he thinks about is business."
* He married her because "she reminds me of my mother."
He divorced her because "she's getting more like her mother every day."
* She married him because he was "happy and romantic."
She divorced him because he was "shiftless and fun-loving."
* He married her because she was "steady and sensible."
He divorced her because she was "boring and dull."
* She married him because he was "the life of the party."
She divorced him because "he never wants to come home from a party."
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