Isaac was out shopping in Golders Green when he sees a sign in a window saying, 'JACOB'S CUSTOM MADE CLOTHING'. He's not sure whether to go in – it looks an expensive shop. But Jacob, the owner, sees him hesitating and quickly invites him in.
"What are you looking for?"
"A suit."
"Good," said Jacob, "you've come to the right place. When we make a suit here, you'll be surprised at how we go about it. First, digital cameras take pictures of your every muscle and we download the pictures to a special computer to build up your image. Then we cultivate sheep in Australia to get the very best cloth. For the silk lining, we contact Japan for their silkworms, and we ask Japanese deep-sea divers to get the pearl buttons.
"B-b-bbut," said Isaac, "I need the suit for a Barmitzvah."
"When?"
"Tomorrow."
"... You'll have it."
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