A new two-year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six tri-mesters, you too, can be a real man.
FIRST YEAR - Autumn Schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
FIRST YEAR - Winter Schedule: MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
MEN 102 You, too, Can Do Housework
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
FIRST YEAR - Spring Schedule: MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 You, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
MEN 102B You, too, Can Do Housework
SECOND YEAR - Autumn Schedule: SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
MEN 201 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
MEN 201 You, too, Can Do Housework
Elective (See Electives below)
SECOND YEAR - Winter Schedule: MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially When Naked
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important I
MEN 202 You, too, Can Do Housework
SECOND YEAR - Spring Schedule: MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is NOT Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important II
MEN 202A I Said...You, too, Can Do Housework Course
Electives: EAT 101 Cooking With Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear To Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001B Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A)
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