* when your dog runs away from home, you can watch him for three days.
* the church choirs sing off key.
* it is against state law to sell carbonated beverages.
* You can steal a chicken on Thursday and get shot on Saturday.
* if you stare long enough at the horizon, you can see the back of your head.
* it is the nation's largest consumer of padded bras.
* natives get nosebleeds going over overpasses.
* prarie dog mounds are protected as state landmarks.
* topographical maps double as pool tables.
* water runs uphill.
* the state animal is a roadkill.
* flat jokes are not appreciated.
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