Hannah is talking to her husband Howard. As usual, she's telling him all the latest gossip she's heard about their family and about their friends and about their neighbours. And as usual, she goes on and on and on, non stop. Suddenly, Howard can't take any more of this and shouts out, "Enough already Hannah. You're killing me with all this gossip. I can clearly see what will be on my headstone when I'm buried."
"So what do you see?" asks Hannah.
"Howard replies, "HERE LIES HOWARD LEVY, A GREAT LISTENER WHO WAS YENTA'D TO DEATH."
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