Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then Jennifer stops and says, " I don' t feel like it. I just
want you to hold me." Ben says " WHAT'" Jennifer explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. He realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day Ben takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells her,
We'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each. And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond
earrings. Jennifer is so excited (she thinks he has flipped out, but she does not care) . She goes for the tennis bracelet. Ben says
" but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it. ' Jennifer is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is
going on. She says " I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register. " Ben says, " no -- no -- no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff.
" Jennifer's face goes blank.
" No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. " Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the Ben says " You must not be
in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!!!!!!!!
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