One day whilst out walking in Golders Green, Max sees a sign in front of a house, "Talking Dog for Sale." He's curious so he rings the bell. The owner tells Max the dog's name is Cindy. He then takes Max into the back garden where a cavalier King Charles spaniel is just sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" Max asks Cindy.
"Yes, of course I do," Cindy replies.
"So what can you tell me about yourself."
Cindy looks up at Max and says, "I discovered this special gift of speech when I was young and as I've always wanted to help my country, I told MI5 about it. In next to no time, they had me flying all over the world, sitting in rooms not only with royalty and world leaders but also with spies. No one figured a dog could be eavesdropping, so I was their most valuable spy. But all the jetting around really tired me out. I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I resigned and signed up for a job at Heathrow airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious people and listening in to their conversations. As a result, I uncovered some incredible plots and deals and received seven doggie awards. I had a husband and many puppies. Now, I'm retired."
Max is amazed and asks the owner how much he wants for Cindy.
The owner says, "$20."
Max says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling her so cheap?"
The owner replies, "Because Cindy is a liar - she didn't do any of the things she told you."
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