Becky was very rich. One day she telephoned a famous young artist and said she wanted to commission him to paint her. He said his fee would be $5,000, which she immediately accepted. When she arrived at his studio for the first sitting, she gave him a cheque for $7,000. The artist was very surprised and asked what the extra money was for.
"I want you to paint me in the nude," she said, "Do you have any objections?"
"Not for $7,000 I don't. But I would have to keep my socks on. I must have somewhere to put my brushes."
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