A mother bought her little boy a new set of Leggos, but he was having trouble building something with them and complained to his mother. She told him to go down the street and watch the carpenters who were building a new house and maybe he'd get a few ideas.
So later in the day he came home and when his mother checked in on him, he'd built this elaborate building and she was quite impressed. She ask if there was anything she could help him with and he replied, "Yeah, could you move that top block over just a cunt hair?"
She was shocked and asked, "What did you say?!?"
He replied, "I said could you move that top block over just a cunt hair?"
She immediately told him, "Young man, you go out and get a switch right now!"
He replied, "Go get the son-of-a-bitch yourself, I ain't no electrician!"
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