As happens quite frequently these days, Morris gets into a dreadful state of panic. He rushes up to his wife Leah and says, almost crying, "I can't find my wallet. I've been looking for it everywhere. What should I do? I had over $200 in it, and all my credit cards."
"Calm down Morris," replies Leah, "we just came back from shopping at Costco, so did you look in your jacket?"
"Yes, of course I did," replies Morris, "do you think I'm a shmo? I've looked in my jacket's inside pockets three times already and it's not there."
"So what about your trouser pockets?" asks Leah.
"I've looked in there too," replies Morris, "but my wallet isn't in either pocket. What shall I do, Leah? What shall I do?"
"Oh stop whining Morris," says Leah. "What about the side pockets of your jacket? Have you checked your wallet isn't in there?"
"I'm not meshugga yet, Leah," Morris cries. "Of course I haven't looked in my jacket's side pockets. Why should I give up the last bit of hope I have left?"
shmo: fool
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