All we ever seem to hear is Jewish jokes so here are two gentile jokes:
Patrick goes into the John Lewis Menswear department and says, "This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?"
The salesman says, "It's £500."
Patrick says, "OK, I'll take it."
Sean calls his mother. "Mother, I know you 're expecting me for dinner tonight, but something important has come up and I can't make it."
His mother says, "OK."
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