- Knowing your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard no civilized nation on earth wanted.
- Fosters Lager.
- Dispossess Abbos who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you.
- Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket.
- Tact and sensitivity.
- Bondi Beach.
- Other beaches.
- The weather.
- Drinking cold lager on the beach.
- Having a bit of a swim and then drinking some cold lager on the beach.
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