A matchmaker corners a poor student and says, "Do I have a girl for you!"
"I'm not interested," replies the student.
"But she's a very beautiful girl," says the matchmaker.
"Really?" says the student, a bit more interested now.
"Yes. And she's also very rich."
"Are you serious?"
"Of course I am. Would I lie to you? And she has a long line of ancestry. She comes from a very noble family."
"It all sounds great to me," says the student, "but why would a girl like that want to marry me? She'd have to be crazy."
Replies the matchmaker, "Well, you can't have everything in life!"
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