How to Impress an Italian Lady:
Wine her,
dine her,
hug her,
support her,
compliment her,
suprise her,
smile at her,
hold her,
romance her,
laugh with her,
shop with her,
cuddle her,
go to the end of the earth for her...
How to Impress an Italian Man:
Show up naked,
Bring Beer.
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