Moishe had a fight with Sadie, his wife, and went to the cinema to cool off. Later that evening, he decided to phone home to see what the situation was and maybe even apologise.
"Hello, darling," he said, "what are you making for dinner?"
"What am I making, you bast**d? Poison, that's what I'm making, poison."
Moishe replies, "So make just one portion, I'm not coming home."
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