This redneck walks into a bar and says, "Give me a coke."
The bartender says, "Nah, you want a beer. Every night you come in and have three beers and leave."
The redneck says, "Yeah but last night I had three beers here then went down the street and had ten more beers. Then I went home and blew chunks."
The bartender says, "Well it happens to the best of us."
The redneck says, "You don't understand! Chunks is my Pit Bull!"
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