Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, the
largest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen
bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits.
Madam, please don't stand near the elephant's backside.... Madam, PLEASE
don't stand near the elephant's backside ... MADAM ... MADAM ..., too
late; George, dig her out."
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