Harry is out shopping at Brent Cross Shopping Centre and meets his old friend Bernard. After telling each other how they've been getting on over the years, Harry asks Bernard whether he's free for a poker game on Saturday evening.
"Sorry, I can't," says Bernard. "Moishe Minkovski is performing at the Royal Albert Hall that night."
"So how about the following Monday?" asks Harry.
"No, I can't do that night either," replies Bernard. "Moishe Minkovski is giving a Concert in Edinburgh."
"Well how about the Sunday after that?" asks Harry, hopefully.
"No, sorry," Bernard replies, "Moishe Minkovski is playing at the O2 centre."
"Oy, Bernard," says Harry, "you must be one of Moishe Minkovski's greatest fans."
"You're wrong there, Harry," says Bernard. "I'm definitely not a fan of his. In fact, I've never even seen him before."
"I don't understand," says Harry.
"It's not difficult to understand really," says Bernard. "Whenever Moishe Minkovski is at a concert, I go to see Rivkah."
"So who is Rivkah?" asks Harry.
"His wife," replies Bernard.
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