Faye and Monty have been married for over 30 years when all of a sudden they decide to separate. It shocks friends and family alike.
Monty decides to become more 'orthodox' and starts to spend much time in the synagogue with Rabbi Bloom. Then, two years after they split, Monty and Faye decide to get back together.
Monty now wants Faye to join him in becoming more orthodox and asks that she does out the kitchen and make it 'glatt kosher'. But Faye is not at all interested. Monty is very upset with her attitude and goes to see Rabbi Bloom.
"Rabbi," he asks, "what can I do? How can I get Faye to become more orthodox? For example, how can I get her to run a kosher kitchen?"
Rabbi Bloom strokes his beard and nods sympathetically. "Tell me, Monty, how many Jewish commandments are there in existence?"
Monty has recently learned this and quickly gives the correct answer, "613."
Rabbi Bloom replies, "so why don't you start with ones that dont annoy her?"
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