* She puts your dinner on the floor in the Rover Dish.
* The milkman is wearing your bathrobe.
* You get a ticket for the Jerry Springer Show.
* She starts every sentence with the words... "To whom it may concern."
* Your mail comes addressed to "Current Resident."
* The local mortician starts measuring you for a new suit.
* Her mother looks at you and starts laughing.
* You are urged to stir your coffee "very well," before drinking it.
* Your favorite easy chair is plugged into the wall outlet.
* All of your shirts have a target painted on them.
* People are referring to her as the "widow."
* You come home and all that is left of the house is the foundation.
* Your name is Fred and a new tattoo just below her navel reads... "Joe's Place."
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