Naomi is shopping in Harrods and is looking for a new dress. She sees something she likes and calls over a salesman. "See that pale blue and grey wool designer dress on that dummy over there?" she says.
"Yes, I see it," he replies.
"Well, how much is it?" Naomi asks.
"Madam, that dress over there is $599," he replies.
"Oy veh," says Naomi, "I could get the same dress at Minky's Shmatters in Hendon for only $50."
"But madam," says the salesman, "our dress is 100% pure English virgin wool, whereas I'm sure you'll discover that the dress at Minky's is made from recycled wool."
"So," replies Naomi, "for $549 extra, I should be caring what the lambs do at night?"
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