For Her
* 08:15 Wake-up to hugs and kisses.
* 08:30 Weigh in 5 pounds lighter than yesterday.
* 08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
* 09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
* 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
* 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo & comb out.
* 12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe.
* 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 pounds.
* 13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
* 15:00 Nap.
* 16:00 3 dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
* 16:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage.
* 17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before the mirror.
* 19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
* 22:00 Hot shower (alone).
* 22:30 Make love.
* 23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
* 23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
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