Isaac arrives home one afternoon and can't see his Freda anywhere. So he shouts out, "Oh darling, my sweet honey bun, I'm home. Where are you?"
He hears Freda reply from somewhere, "I'm hiding."
So Isaac shouts out, "Oh darling, my sweetheart, I've got a lovely surprise for you. Where are you?"
"Again he hears Freda reply, "I'm hiding."
Isaac then shouts out, "Oh darling, my loved one, I've bought for you that diamond and platinum bracelet you've always wanted from Mappin & Webb. Where are you?"
This time he hears Freda shout back, "I'm hiding - I'm hiding in the bedroom wardrobe."
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