13) "None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth."
12) "Tampax! Get 'cha Tampax here!"
11) "Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race."
10) "Sex with your sister!? Man, that's sick."
9) "My GOD, this is a splendid Merlot!"
8) "Hey, you with the large breasts -- out of the way! We're trying to watch a race here!"
7) "Chesterton, be a good lad and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attach
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