1. He dries himself on your bed sheets after a bath.
2. He barks uproariously at doorbells on TV, but doesn't make a sound when a stranger comes to your door.
3. He not only wants to sleep in bed with you but wants to share your pillow as well.
4. Or worse, he wants your pillow all to himself.
5. He barks in the middle of the night to let you know that he's thirsty and you've left the commode lid down.
6. He is more attracted to your fishing lures than any fish ever were.
7. He loves to roll in the motor oil drip spot in your garage and then go straight to bed - your bed.
8. He confuses your $10 a roll Christmas wrapping paper with his potty papers.
9. He becomes romantically involved with the ankles of your dinner guests.
10. He thinks of your cat as a chew toy.
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