The head leader of the mafia bought his son a gun for his 18th birthday and said to him;..respect the gun boy you will need it in the future;. On the night of his birthday he went to a night club and was drinkin when he seen a man on the dance floor with the most beautiful rolex watch he had ever seen,so he went over and asked him to swap his watch with his gun and he said he would. That night when the boy got home his father was waiting up for him because he was worried about him been out with a gun on his birthday and he asked the son how did he get on and the son said;..pappa i swaped my gun for this lovely watch; And the father slaped him across thi head and said;..you fukin fool boy in 10 years time you will have a beautiful wife a big house and a few kids and you will come home after a night out and some man will be riding the fuck out of your wife... and what you gonna do then TIME HIM
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