Doctor Goldstein and his wife are having dinner at an upscale restaurant when an attractive young blonde walks by, smiles at the doctor and says "Hi Sammy."
The wife, somewhat irritated, asks, "And who is that?"
The doctor says, "That's my mistress."
The wife asks, "You have a mistress? How long has this been going on?"
The doctor says, "About five years."
The wife says, "Five years? I'll see a lawyer tomorrow and start a divorce. You'll be ruined."
The doctor replies, "Now think about it. If we divorce we each get half of what we have. You won't have that big house, you won't get a new Cadillac every year and you won't be playing golf and bridge all day with your so-called friends."
Just then a cute redhead walks by and says "Hi Sammy."
The wife asks, "And who is that one?"
The doctor says, "That's Bill Grant's mistress."
The wife says, "Doctor Grant has a mistress too?"
The doctor says, "About twelve years now."
The wife says, "Ours is a lot prettier."
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