Two old Jews meet:
- I say, yesterday I have got acquainted with a telegraphistin. We
were in a restaurant, then I have invited her to my home. And
everything has clapped with us quite well, even three times.
Cannot believe me?
- Why not? You have gone to the restaurant, I believe this, you were
with her at home, I believe this too. And I belieive that it was three
times .
But that she was telegraphistin, I cannot believe this.
- Why not?
- Since when you had the last time hard-on, the telegraph had not
been invented yet!
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