Bernard and Issy are having a serious chat about women. Bernard says, "Whenever I see a woman, Issy, I give her a rating of between 1 and 10."
"So what," says Issy, "I do the same."
"But my system is different," says Bernard, "I score Jewish women differently to non-Jewish women."
"That's new to me," says Issy. "So in your system, what's a Jewish 10?"
"That's a woman who I would normally rate a '4' but who has $1,000,000."
Read all jokes from:Jewish (+6999)
