"Oy, it's tough getting old," says Sam to his friend Hymie. "If it's not one problem, then it's another. As soon as I awoke this morning, I had two shocks, one after the other."
"So what happened, Sam?" asks Hymie.
"When I woke up," replies Sam, "I thought my water bed had broken."
"Well had it?" asks Hymie.
"No, it hadn't," replies Sam.
"Well that was alright then," says Hymie. "So what was your second shock?"
"I remembered that I didn't have a water bed," Sam replies.
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