Aaron was soon to be married and was feeling very rough. He was so worried about the commitment he would have to make that he went to see his Rabbi. As Aaron walked in, Rabbi Bloom couldn't help noticing that he was shaking like a leaf.
"So what's with the shaking, Aaron?" asked Rabbi Bloom.
"I cant go through with my marriage," he answered, "I feel so sick that my stomach is cramping up all the time. My legs are like rubber bands and I can hardly walk in a straight line. I don't know whether I'm coming or going, Rabbi."
Rabbi Bloom smiled, "Don't worry, Aaron, yours are common symptoms. I get to see them quite regularly. You've got PMS."
"I've got PMS?" said Aaron, puzzled.
"Yes," said Rabbi Bloom, "You've got a dose of Pre-Marriage Syndrome."
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