Rose goes to see Max, her solicitor, and says, "I want to divorce my Harry."
"Why do you want to do that?" Max asks, "I thought you said he was a man of rare gifts.
"He is," replies Rose, he's never given me a present in twenty years of marriage."
"Very funny, Rose. Is there another reason why you want a divorce?" asks Max.
"Yes there is," replies Rose, "I want a divorce because of his appearance."
"That's an unusual reason," says Max.
"Not really," says Rose, "Harry hasn't put in an appearance at home for four years.
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