Issy has taken to flying kites, but he's Jewish so he's not very good at it. In fact, today he's having trouble controlling his kite - it's bobbing and weaving all over the sky. His wife Sarah, observing the scene from the window, calls out to him, "Issy, I think it would be better if you had a piece of tail."
Issy replies, "When I asked you for that a little while ago, you told me to go fly a kite."
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