* Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?
* You take me out too much, can't we just stay in?
* A fake one will do.
* You look stressed out, let me massage your back.
* Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it.
* That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body.
* I hate my Mother.
* No, no, you buy me too much already.
* What headache?
* Put your money away, let me buy the round.
* Don't get up. I'll clean the house, you just watch the game and relax.
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