It’s Sunday morning, and as usual, Abe, Issy and Benny are out fishing. Suddenly, Benny catches a mermaid. The mermaid begs him to set her free. In return, she will grant each of them a wish.
Abe doesn’t believe her and says, “If you can really grant wishes, double my IQ.”
The mermaid says, “Done.”
Shazzam. Abe starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analyses what he’s recited with great insight.
Issy is amazed and says to the mermaid, “Triple my IQ.”
The mermaid says, “Done.”
Shazzam. Issy starts to spout solutions to problems that have been puzzling the greatest scientists of the world – the mathematicians, atomic physicists and chemists.
Benny sees the changes in his friends, so he says to her, “Quintuple my IQ.”
The mermaid looks at him with a worried look and says, “You know, I normally don’t try to change people’s minds when they make a wish, but in this case, I really think you should reconsider. You just don’t know what you’re asking for. It will change your entire view of life as you now know it. Please, ask for something else. Ask for $1m and I’ll give it to you. Ask for anything, please.”
Benny replies, “I hear what you’re saying but I’ll take the chance. I want you to increase my IQ to five times its usual power. If you don’t, I won’t set you free.”
So the mermaid sighs and says, “Done.”
Shazzam. Benny turns into a woman.
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