* "Haven't I seen you before?"
o "Nice butt."
* "I'm a Romantic."
o "I'm poor."
* "I need you."
o "My hand is tired."
* "I am different from all the other guys."
o "I am not circumcised."
* "I want a commitment."
o "I'm sick of playing with myself."
* "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
o "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
* "I really want to get to know you better."
o "So I can tell my friends about it."
* "It's just orange juice, try it."
o "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head."
* "She's kinda cute."
o "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."
* "I don't know if I like her."
o "She won't sleep with me."
* "I miss you so much."
o "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good."
* "Was it good for you?"
o "I'm insecure about my manhood."
* "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
o "Is my love tool really that small?"
* "I had a wonderful time last night."
o "Who the hell are you?"
* "Do you love me?"
o "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
* "Do you 'really' love me?"
o "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."
* "How much do you love me?"
o "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."
* "I have something to tell you."
o "Get tested."
* "I'll give you a call."
o "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again."
* "I've been thinking a lot."
o "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
* "I think we should just be friends."
o "You're ugly."
* "I've learned a lot from you."
o "Next!!!!"
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