* Have you ever made it with the leader of the free world?
* Have you ever made it with a "crooked" politician?
* No, that's not a boomerang in my pocket.
* Do you want to be an intern and "serve" under me?
* Hillary might be the First Lady, but you certainly wont be the last.
* Come with me to the Oval Office, I have a "position" in mind for you.
* I enjoy puttin' "Big Macs" in my mouth...what about you?
* Are you from Baghdad? Because you've got a great "I-RACK."
* Honey, you stimulate my economic package.
* MYYY...that's such a pretty blue dress. That's wrinkle free material isn't it?
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