Freda and Kitty are having their usual chat when Kitty suddenly asks, "I'm very embarrassed to be asking you this, Freda, but you are my best friend and I know you will keep this to yourself. It's very personal."
"Of course I will, Kitty," says Freda, "I know when to keep shtoom. So what do you want to ask me?"
"How does one go about starting an affair?" asks Kitty, going red in the face.
"You've asked the right person, Kitty. I've had experience you know," says Freda. "I always start mine with Hava Negila."
shtoom: keep quiet
Hava Negila: famous Israeli music
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