* Hunting camels is prohibited.
* Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.
* There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
* Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
* When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
* It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
* You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Glendale
* Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Globe
* Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
Hayden
* If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
Maricopa County
* No more than six girls may live in any house.
Mesa
* It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
Mohave County
* A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
Nogales
* An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
Prescott
* No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
Tucson
* Women may not wear pants.
Tombstone
* It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
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