The matchmaker goes to visit Nathan Birnbaum, a handsome, middle-aged, bachelor, and owner of several very sucessful "Gentlemans Clubs".
She claimed she had the perfect match for him.
"Vat do I need a vife for, I have two young sisters det look after all my all my needs."
"Dat's all vell and gut" she replied, "However, your sisters can't fulfill the role of a vife."
I said I had two sisters, I didn't say det vere "MY" sisters
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