Maurice is a successful owner of a kosher meat-processing factory. His dream is that Louis, his only son, who is a bit dim-witted, will eventually take over the business.
One day Maurice shows Louis around the slaughterhouse. "Look son," says Maurice, proudly pointing to one of the many pieces of advanced machinery on show, "You see that machine? You put one whole ox into the front end and out the back come some little weenies. Great piece of British ingenuity, isn't it?"
He then looks to Louis for some kind of positive reaction but Louis just stares and says, "Uh, duh. . . do you have a machine where you put in a weenie and out comes an ox?"
Surprised, Maurice replies, "There is a machine like that - your mother."
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